Software Project Management
AKA: A Bunch of Boring Crap That I Hope I Never Have to Do.
Apparently, when the Project Management lobes (of the brain) were being handed out, I was sitting in a corner watching a bug crawl across the floor and wondering what the world would look like from that perspective. When They called my name a second time, I was working out the connections between Pascal's triangle and prime numbers. Finally, when they called my name a third time, I was staring into the sky, looking at clouds and wondering how much they weigh.
Schedules and plans just don't fit into my brain. I suppose I'm glad that there are people out there who are good at it - maybe some of them even enjoy it - but everything I enjoy in this world is antithetical to plans, schedules, deadlines.
Notice how the word "dead" figures prominently in "deadline?"
Apparently, when the Project Management lobes (of the brain) were being handed out, I was sitting in a corner watching a bug crawl across the floor and wondering what the world would look like from that perspective. When They called my name a second time, I was working out the connections between Pascal's triangle and prime numbers. Finally, when they called my name a third time, I was staring into the sky, looking at clouds and wondering how much they weigh.
Schedules and plans just don't fit into my brain. I suppose I'm glad that there are people out there who are good at it - maybe some of them even enjoy it - but everything I enjoy in this world is antithetical to plans, schedules, deadlines.
Notice how the word "dead" figures prominently in "deadline?"
posted by Captain Apathy at 11:42 AM
2 Comments:
or of "die" in "diet"?
have you abandoned the blog?
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