Covered in Jiz

Why do these things appear in my inbox? Granted, my ISP has a (mostly effective) spam filter so they show up in a Spam folder, but it makes me wonder what parents with kids do.

Spam wouldn't be a problem if you bastards - that's a term of endearment - didn't respond to it. And 99% of it is fraudulent. Incidentally, 87.3% of statistics are completely fabricated. Jeremy Jaynes was recently sentenced to nine years for his spam "business." He was pulling in up to $750,000 per month.

Per month, people!

Even if his average was ONLY $500,000 per month, that's SIX MILLION dollars per year for selling lies. I hear you can get a bionic arm, leg, penis and eye for about six million dollars. Second incidental comment: the test aircraft that crashes in the opening sequence of the Six Million Dollar Man is the Northrop M2-F2.

Tell everyone you know:

if it sounds to good to be true, it's probably not true

it only takes 1 in 30,000 retards to provide Jeremy Jaynes with a $6,000,000 per year income

do not respond to spam

you may, however, fold, spindle or mutilate spam

Spam may also be sliced, fried and placed on bread to make a hearty Spamwich.

Peace.